those nukes are up ...( 1 month ago by giggleticket)
those nukes are up his ass LILREMI101. you are a stupid fucker with saggy tits and no ass so go fuck your mom in her face with your dick. your poohy dick.
are you retired?( 1 month ago by chesterinoaussie)
are you retired?
Chuck Norris lost ...( 1 month ago by boredstudent)
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father. Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. A horse is hung like Chuck Norris. The Bible was originally called Chuck Norris & Friends
hahaha!!!( 1 month ago by MoxtiKelpor)
hahaha!!!
most people aquire ...( 1 month ago by giggleticket)
most people aquire all their knowledge from books, chuck norris was born with all knowledge. which in his case is good, because that dumb fucker can't even read. he stumbles over every line like a grade 5 student with disabilities. this fucker should be put down.
the hat of chuck ...( 1 month ago by lordbone92)
the hat of chuck norris is made by the skin of the balls of hulk
After Chuck Norris ...( 1 month ago by rosielovesrock)
After Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands, it was just the Islands. That's my favortest one. :)
chuck norris doesnt ...( 1 month ago by giggleticket)
chuck norris doesnt ride bikes, bikes ride chuck norris. chuck norris doesnt wipe his poopy ass, his poopy ass wipes chuck norris. when chuck norris finishes fucking a girl, he flips her over to discover that he was actually a she...but he doesnt mind. chuck norris doesnt drink beers, he ferments his own jizz and gets drunk off his gayness. chuck norris doesnt wear condoms, but only because he has a vagina. Chuck's shit don't stink, because shit cant take shits anyways.
when asked about ...( 1 month ago by giggleticket)
when asked about his favourite colour, chuck responds by punching people in the eyes and saying "black" he then goes on to say "white power."
wtf?!?( 1 month ago by rlhc25)
wtf?!?
Somebody once tried ...( 1 month ago by Cptlawler)
Somebody once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouses kicks weren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the biggest mistake anyone has ever made. And giggleticket you are a little noob your jokes suck mah bawlz and they don't even make sense l2chuck you noob.
Chuck Norris can ...( 1 month ago by anonfalcon)
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
giggle, thats you, ...( 1 month ago by desaloz)
giggle, thats you, not chuck norris
don't fuck with ...( 1 month ago by gearsofwar0706)
don't fuck with chuck!
Chuck norris once ...( 1 month ago by thatcoffeewasgood)
Chuck norris once fought me... and lost!
chuck norris once ...( 1 month ago by Geekazor)
chuck norris once challenged god to a 1-on-1 god refused
if chuck norris had ...( 1 month ago by daviesisRight)
if chuck norris had a vagina he would still be the most manly person on the planet
it wasb ment to be ...( 1 month ago by daviesisRight)
it wasb ment to be god backed down ben get it right
Chuck Norris ...( 1 month ago by 999hollywood999)
Chuck Norris doesn't t-bag, he potato sacks.
Chuck Norris can do ...( 1 month ago by 999hollywood999)
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
Chuck norris can ...( 1 month ago by Wazzapsu)
Chuck norris can get Blackjack with just 1 card
lol! go chuck!( 1 month ago by BongOfCthulhu)
lol! go chuck!
chuck norris and ...( 1 month ago by thundasc)
chuck norris and superman made a bet: they would fight and the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside
Chuck Norris is ...( 1 month ago by antiflag85)
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalkers real father
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Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. A horse is hung like Chuck Norris.
The Bible was originally called Chuck Norris & Friends
That's my favortest one. :)
chuck norris doesnt wipe his poopy ass, his poopy ass wipes chuck norris.
when chuck norris finishes fucking a girl, he flips her over to discover that he was actually a she...but he doesnt mind.
chuck norris doesnt drink beers, he ferments his own jizz and gets drunk off his gayness.
chuck norris doesnt wear condoms, but only because he has a vagina.
Chuck's shit don't stink, because shit cant take shits anyways.
god refused